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Perfectly square continents! Seas a uniform six feet deep, with shallow end of two feet for the little ones. Deserts with Diet Pepsi fountains every twenty feet and restroom facilities.Beast in Jungle behind safety-glass for viewing purposes. Hermit on mountain to give hermit tours. Fire burn at a safe 88 degrees. Water breathable. Cliff come with iron safety rail. All monsters safely fossilized, buried shallow, for easy discovery by children. No bees. We give you prophet for enlightenment, beware the wilderness behind his eyes.

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