Matthew F. Amati

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What the press corps wants to know is: does the President have a swivel chair, and does he swivel in it? How often does he swivel? Is there swiveling going on during cabinet meetings? During Greenwich Mean Time? During an oxygen bomb attack? What does the Vice President think of this?
Has he his own swivel chair? It wouldn’t be fair if he didn’t.
Outside the weather is driven sleet and cold. The citizens are growing beards and caterwauling.

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