Announcement of a new novelistical enterprise

The work is a Sword and Sorcery Epic.

This Author read the first page of “A Game of Thrones.” He then read the thirteenth page of “The Lord Of Various Rings” by Junior Token.

He thought to himself. “This looks easy. I can’t do that.”

This Author had recently completed a novel about time travelers that was fairly not good. The only problems with this work were: plot, characters, theme. Those were bad. (But it was chockfull of cleverly employed pronouns.)

The new book has none of the bad things. It will only have good things. People who dress in metal and carry things that are sharp. Magical people who sneeze magic out of their nose-holes. Harmless dragons, dangerous stoats.

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