website of Matt

    I was born at twice the speed of sleep, three-fisted yowling like a buttered piglet on a bacon pan. I turned to black soot and flew high over burning cities, fought angry comets in backwards suits, plunged like an incendiary penguin into boiling seas and singlehandedly gave rise to all that is bad. I sang songs of broken crows. I crept across your floor like a headless thing with too many eyes. Now I'm in your kitchen, frowning at your celery. I am friends with your toaster and this should smite you with the mother of all fears....




    My probably-illegal comix collection BOY UND BEAST can be purchased at this secret link!

    LOOMPALAND

    Capitalism, industry, and workers' rights come to a sticky end in this modernist fable featuring tech titan William R. Wonka and his fed-up guest workers.

    Buy it on Amazon

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    KONSTANTINOPLE

    An adventure, a postmodern romp,a vivid fantasy. The end of the world happens, but another one comes along, and there's plenty of Goodman's Good Brown Beer

    Buy in on Amazon or better yet in fine bookstores.

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    THE BIBLE

    The original BIBLE worked just fine back when people owned camels, ate locusts and wild honey, dwelt in the Land of Nod. But who does those things anymore?

    Buy it on Lulu, purveyors of cheap homemade books

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    HARP FOR A BROKEN HAND

    A work in search of a publisher, this dark fantasy sends a half dead unicorn and a twist-fingered harpist on a desperate quest through a land of bric-a-brac